Dear So and So – a mixed bag

Dear UK residents

We have plenty to bitch about (David Cameron, the weather, inflation etc) but lets face it… there are plenty of other places much worse off. Gaddafi may be “gone” but he’ll not be forgotten and Libya is a country that yes, is free of his tyranny, but will need to rebuild and watch for those who are all too eager to step in his shoes. Floods are killing people and destroying crops, sickness is wiping out whole villages and children are dying because of lack of basic medical care.

It’s worth taking a step back sometimes and just taking stock.

Her who is very grateful for all the UK offers her and her family x

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Dear Kieran

You have really done well in Year One! You did great in Reception but this year you have really come into yourself. Parent’s evening was great. According to your teacher you are working at and beyond national average in everything and are a joy.

Keep it up sweetheart, we are very proud of you!

Mummy & Daddy

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Dear Children,

This time of year turns your sensible grown-up mother into a childish lunatic. Halloween, bonfire night and Christmas. Be prepared for lots of silliness.

Love Mummy

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Dear Boobs

I have been neglecting you, clearly you are comfortable resting on my knees but really I think you’d prefer the view from up here where you should be.

Her who really needs a new bra / steel girders

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Dear Downton Abbey

See you Sunday. I was caught out last week with no tissues to hand. This week I’m prepared.

Her with the mega box of man-sized kleenex tissues.

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Dear All

This week has been been full of randomness so in honour of this I thought I’d share with you the most random song I know.

Have a good weekend all!

*Disclaimer: Neither myself or Curly&Candid can be held responsible for any mental damage caused to readers who watch this video and who find themselves singing it to themselves constantly for the next few days.

Dear So and So...

Dear So & So

Dear the thoughtful person setting off fireworks last night:,

Please see my FB status:

Thanks,

Me

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Dear This Weekend

I will be shopping, I will be gossiping with my best friend.

I will not be working.

I will be doing the bare minimum of needed housework.

Just so you know,

Love me

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Dear Kieran

Asking questions like “Mummy, how did Daddy put Taylor in your tummy” is NOT going to get you a DS for Xmas. You’ve been warned.

Love Mummy xx

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Dear Taylor

You clever nearly-but-not-quite-11m old. You stood up for the first time this week. Well done! It was cute.

I saw it, I told Daddy about it. Now stop it! You are mobile enough without furniture cruising.

Love Mummy (who remembers your big brother as a toddler)

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Dear self

Buying boots is addictive, I will resist

Buying boots is addictive, I will resist

Buying boots…… ooh there is a sale on!

Love, Skint

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To All

If you aren’t on my FB you may have missed this:

This made me chuckle, so I shared it.

Now it has been shared SEVERAL times so my timeline is full of vagina pounding mentions. This is fine.
I have apologised to my parents on your behalf.

Love her who needs a new FB account purely for naughtiness x

Dear So and So...