Dear So & So

Dear the thoughtful person setting off fireworks last night:,

Please see my FB status:

Thanks,

Me

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Dear This Weekend

I will be shopping, I will be gossiping with my best friend.

I will not be working.

I will be doing the bare minimum of needed housework.

Just so you know,

Love me

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Dear Kieran

Asking questions like “Mummy, how did Daddy put Taylor in your tummy” is NOT going to get you a DS for Xmas. You’ve been warned.

Love Mummy xx

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Dear Taylor

You clever nearly-but-not-quite-11m old. You stood up for the first time this week. Well done! It was cute.

I saw it, I told Daddy about it. Now stop it! You are mobile enough without furniture cruising.

Love Mummy (who remembers your big brother as a toddler)

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Dear self

Buying boots is addictive, I will resist

Buying boots is addictive, I will resist

Buying boots…… ooh there is a sale on!

Love, Skint

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To All

If you aren’t on my FB you may have missed this:

This made me chuckle, so I shared it.

Now it has been shared SEVERAL times so my timeline is full of vagina pounding mentions. This is fine.
I have apologised to my parents on your behalf.

Love her who needs a new FB account purely for naughtiness x

Dear So and So...

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7 comments

  1. Like this post. Love the Betty White quote, think that’ll go down well on my FB (hey its true as well!)
    My boy is 9months, i can’t wait for the cruising stage (sorta!) Now following 🙂

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