Dear Friday

It has been a busy week, a hectic week in fact and I’m knackered. I was kind of hoping that you were going to play however it became evident very early on this morning that we were going to play our old game, “Who can score the most points”.

For those of you who are interested in how this panned out keep reading. Those who aren’t click the red cross in the corner but be aware…. Friday strikes at us all at some point.

+1 to Friday.
Kieran came through to my bedroom and wanted to drink some of the fresh juice I just happened to have on my bedside table. He then dropped it all over the bed. Dammit.

+1 to Friday.
Now showered and dressed Kieran somehow spilled milk all over his clothes, the table and his hair. Off for shower no 2.

+1 to Nicki.
Taylor jumped up to kiss Kieran and accidentally headbutted him in the mouth and hit his wobbly tooth. Blood everywhere (no need for clothing change #3), Taylor insisted Kieran had “lots and lots of strawberry sauce in him” and we were nearly late for school. This could have been a +1 for Friday but as the whole incident was caused by a spontaneous hug I’m claiming this one.

+1 to Nicki
For remembering that not only was it non-uniform (I only sent two texts to confirm with other parents first so this is a good one!) AND for remembering to take a tombola prize for the school fair instead of the usual 50p (robbed!).

+1 to Nicki
Kieran brought a handmade brownie home from school. Score!

+1 to Friday
I have floppy mouth boots again, must get Roy to super-glue them again. (No, I’m not tight I’m frugal).

+1 to Nicki
It is 7.10pm, Taylor is fast asleep and Kieran is tucked up in bed watching Scooby Doo and doing puzzles.

The end result… Nicki 4  – Friday 3.
Screw you Friday! See you next week for the rematch.

Dear So & So

Dear Ebay Twonk
You have mistyped your mobile number and I am getting calls about the scooter I have for sale.
Some call twice to prove that THEY didn’t dial incorrectly the first time (thoughtful of them).
Please remedy immediately because if I have to repeat “Yes I’m sure I don’t have a scooter for sale” one more time I may forget that I am a lady.
Regards Her who is trying to work and is fed up of answering questions about a scooter (Dammit!).

Dear Shoppers (and C64 fans)
10 Print “Being first to the reduced counter does not make everything yours”
20 Goto 10 PRINT
Love the inner geek who will not be thwarted at the reduced to clear section.

Dear Self This house is not going to pack itself.
“I’m watching old episodes of Dallas”
“I think I have a splinter” and
“It is bad luck to pack prior to the week before moving” are NOT valid excuses to leave everything to the last minute.
Love, her who really does enjoy packing, deep, deep, deep down inside.

Dear Boy
If I did bare my chest at you when you tooted your horn, stuck your head out of the window and yelled.. “Show me your tits!”, well you would be rendered blind so be thankful I just ignored you.
PS I’m pretty sure your Mum drops your youngest sibling at the same school my son goes to.
I really must pop and say hello to her.

Dear Scales
Reading “Error” every time I step on even though I have replaced your batteries is not funny and is not clever.
Just so you know.
Her who ate all the pies, cakes,biscuits, crisps, bread rolls, yogurts…….. Dear Readers Have a great weekend and try and stay out of trouble! Love her who will be watching Dallas with a splinter in her finger 🙂

Dear So and So...
There isn’t a linky this week but click to visit the site anyway as it packed with great stuff.