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In Funny, General

Dear So and So – 2/12/11

Author Nicki CawoodPosted on 3 Comments

Dear The Woman in Tesco

I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, you were just pretty loud. Can I just point out that “It is definitely true, I saw it on Facebook” is going to get you in trouble one of these days.

Her who did chuckle.

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Dear Husband

Thanks you for my new Miatui bag. I know you think you’ll managed to intercept the postie and wrap it so I can’t play with it before Christmas. Don’t count on it dear!

Love the Wife x

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Dear the 5yr old who told MY 5yr old that he would look a “Nob” as a Shepherd in the play.

Thanks potty mouth.

Her who hopes you’ve been cast as a mouldy brussel sprout.

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Dear Husband

You stole my belt! Don’t you realise that I’ve lost weight??

Her who may well flash people on the school run when her jeans fall down.

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Dear Client

Paying me an HOUR after I emailed you the invoice….

That makes you my favourite client.

Take heed the rest of you!

Her who feels the pinch the same as everyone else.

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Dear All

It isn’t Xmas yet but I am feeling festive. I might even come across as cheerful occasionally.

Please don’t be alarmed, I will be my usual grumpy self come January.

Enjoy it while it lasts!

x

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In Comps/Giveaways

The Tesco ezine gift guide and your chance to win a £100 gift card!

Author Nicki CawoodPosted on 329 Comments

Christmas decorations are on sale, Christmas fairs and events are starting and before long the advent calendars will be opening. The festive season has definitely started!

Tesco recognise that are budgets are tight these days, and that everybody feels it even more at Christmas. A recent survey by a high street bank found that across the UK people will spend on average £378 on gifts alone for their immediate family. And that’s not including what we’ll spend on going out, eating and drinking over the festive season.

To celebrate the launch of their Christmas ezine Gift Guide, the lovelies from Tesco Magazine online would like to help with the load by offering one of my readers a 1 x £100 Tesco gift voucher.

For the first time, this year Tesco has created their Christmas Gift Guide exclusively online. This easy to navigate and quite frankly blooming gorgeous interactive ezine is packed with shopping inspiration, fashion and party glamour and sparkling ideas for festive entertainment. Be warned, it is not for anyone with scrooge-like tendencies as it is the ultimate festive feeling guide.

For gift ideas, gift wrapping, fashion inspiration for around the festive season and much more it really is a must read!

 The competition!

Visit the Ezine here and leave me a comment telling my what your favourite page is. For example my entry (if I were allowed) would be:

“I love the Get The Look section, I never know what to wear on Xmas day that is comfortable but looks great in the photos!“.

It really is as simple as that. Do make sure that you are following Tesco Magazine on Twitter  for more chances to win gift vouchers and goodies for Christmas! Good luck all!

Terms and conditions

  • The competition ends midday on Monday 21st November. No entries after this time will be accepted.
  • The winner will be chosen by randomiser and contacted the same day. If the winner does not respond with their details before 5pm on Wednesday 23rd November a new winner will be chosen.
  • The prize is a 1 x £100 Tesco gift voucher, supplied by Tesco. No alternative can or will be offered.
  • You must be over 18 and based in the UK to enter.
  • Entrants must ensure they leave a way that they can be contacted if they are chosen as the winner.

COMPETITION CLOSED – THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ENTERING. THE WINNER IS….. “BOB” (CONTACT DETAILS PROVIDED).

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