Dear So and So – 2/12/11

Dear The Woman in Tesco

I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, you were just pretty loud. Can I just point out that “It is definitely true, I saw it on Facebook” is going to get you in trouble one of these days.

Her who did chuckle.

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Dear Husband

Thanks you for my new Miatui bag. I know you think you’ll managed to intercept the postie and wrap it so I can’t play with it before Christmas. Don’t count on it dear!

Love the Wife x

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Dear the 5yr old who told MY 5yr old that he would look a “Nob” as a Shepherd in the play.

Thanks potty mouth.

Her who hopes you’ve been cast as a mouldy brussel sprout.

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Dear Husband

You stole my belt! Don’t you realise that I’ve lost weight??

Her who may well flash people on the school run when her jeans fall down.

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Dear Client

Paying me an HOUR after I emailed you the invoice….

That makes you my favourite client.

Take heed the rest of you!

Her who feels the pinch the same as everyone else.

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Dear All

It isn’t Xmas yet but I am feeling festive. I might even come across as cheerful occasionally.

Please don’t be alarmed, I will be my usual grumpy self come January.

Enjoy it while it lasts!

x

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