Dear So and So: 24/2/2012

Dear Coccyx
What are you playing at?
It has been ages since you last bothered me and now, to be honest,
You are being a pain in the arse!
The spleen and the appendix can be removed (as they serve little purpose) if they are being a pain so be warned,
You are on notice!
Her who needs a rubber ring.

Dear Husband,
About this weekend, you did realise I was going away to Natalie’s right?
I love you!
There is cake in the cupboard.
I love you!
Her who hopes her fellas have a nice quiet and restful weekend together x

Dear Boys
You had SO better behave yourself this weekend!
I’ll miss you heaps but will be unimpressed if I come home and find you both glued to the kitchen wall.
Play nice!
Love Mummy x

Dear Aquafit
I’m sorry I missed you last week and it looks like next week is out too.
Don’t feel unloved and abandoned, I’m not there because of Doctor’s orders but will be back!
I have no doubt you’ll make sure I remember you all week after the next workout
Love her who is feeling the lack of the exercise!

Dear Warner Brothers
You sent me a big box of goodies including fab DVDs for Valentine’s day (I love you too).
We are still ploughing through them.
You just can’t beat curling up in front of a DVD can you?
We’ve had date night for Roy and I, I’ve watched one with my sister Lauren, and I’ve snuck on in whilst Taylor has napped.
Talk about guilty pleasure!
Thanks again x

Dear Weekend!
What took you so long? I’ve been waiting for you all week. I don’t look kindly on tardiness you know!
This is an important weekend. I am seeing my eldest brother AND having a girlie weekend with my best friend Natalie.
It really has been a bit of a wait you know!
Her who is impatient for Friday to be over.

Dear readers
If you’ve got this far I’m impressed,
You have stamina!!
Have a great weekend all x

Dear Naughty Kat
So you thought by not mentioning your birthday I wouldn’t find out?
*Shakes head*
A huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout-out to Kat, the brains and beauty behind the Dear So and So posts!
Have a great day chick,
Love me x

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Dear So and So – All sorts edition

Dear Dr Appointment System

You only release GP appointments at 8.30am each morning. On ringing at 8.30am each day I have been “too late” by the time I get from 30th in the queue to actually speaking to someone.

This morning I was only on hold for 20 minutes but yup – “Please ring back on Monday”. I’ve been trying to get an appointment since Tuesday folks.

The system needs tweaking!

Her who is getting a little miffed now.

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Dear half term.

Bloody fantastic, I can’t say any more. It’s been great having both boys at home together.

Lego, painting, laughter and general silliness.

Good for the soul (bad for the soles of feet mind!).

Roll on Easter hols!

Love, Mummy who will miss the madness next week x

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Dear Ex-hairdresser friend.

Suggesting I wash my hair every now and then in washing up liquid to get rid of any build up of hair product.

Pure genius!

(Oh and Apple Fairy really does smell good doesn’t it!)

Thanks, her who has squeaky clean hair x

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Dear Self

Well done! You remembered everything in your Aquafit bag this week.

You even managed to shave all of your legs, not leaving a hair strip down the front of one like you did last week.

AND you managed to keep going all the way through.

Getting cramp and jumping about like a fool with a face like a chewed toffee wasn’t quite so good but hey-ho.

Next week should be good fun 🙂

Love her who is actually enjoying exercise! (Wierdo!).

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Dear Google +

Still not convinced to be honest, although your Hangouts are still pretty brilliant. This week I’ve caught up with Jay and Kat, both of who are blinking wonderful and had a good natter so I’ll not sack you yet but I could do with you coming up with some new exciting features for me, ok?

Her who WANTS to love G+ but who is struggling.

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Dear Reader.

If you’ve got this far, thanks 🙂

I have a question for you. I write about anything and everything but I want to know….

What sort of stuff do YOU want me write about?

Answers on a postcard (or leave a comment).

Have a good weekend all!

N x

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