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In General

Dear So and So – Random Edition

Author Nicki CawoodPosted on 11 Comments

Dear So and So...
Dear Living Room Carpet,

I hate you, as soon as I can afford to I am ripping you up and replacing you with laminate.

So there,

Nicki

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Dear Spammers.

I apologise for blocking you, deleting you or heckling you on Twitter. On reflection I realise you are right… I do need a penis enlarger! I must do as I can’t even find mine!

Thanks, (And apologies)

Microscopic penis GIRL x

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Dear Summer Holidays

The clue is right there… SUMMER, sort it out will you Darlings! So much to do OUTDOORS but it’s crap!

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Dear Hotpants,

You owe me smaller jeans.

Thanks,

Sweaty Bum

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Dear Google +

I love you. I really do, but can you sort it so I can customise my stream?

Please?

Thanks – Nicki xxxxxxxxxxxx <too much?

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Dear Boys,

Play nicely today kids – I have a fair bit of work to do and have duct tape.

That is all

Mummy x

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That pretty much sums up my week lol! Do you have a letter? If so, make sure you click the logo and head over to the fantastic Kat’s blog, link up, or why not enjoy a brew and have a read!

 

In The Gallery

The Gallery – Travel

Author Nicki CawoodPosted on 29 Comments

 

Not an artistic shot of a beach, of life in a foreign country or wildlife in a far off land.
This is a picture of a first, and hopefully not the last.
You see, I am a Mum and so far, the only time I’ve left the kids overnight has been for a night when I went in for steroids prior to Taylor’s C-Section and when Taylor arrived. Necessarily absence only.
Next month I am packing my bag and travelling to the exotic land of Nottingham (get me!). I am have a girlie weekend with my best friend Natalie. We will eat brownies and chinese food, we will drink far too much Baileys, put a chick flick on and ignore it in favour of talking ten to the dozen and generally just putting the world to rights. I CAN’T WAIT!
I’m going away to be a GIRL!
Again, not very exotic but much needed and much anticipated. Leaving the boys voluntarily… well I have to at some point!
Watched out Nottingham, double trouble is coming your way!

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