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Dear All

Please be aware that a freelancer is someone who usually doesn’t have a set wage. I don’t get paid a salary on the first of the month, I rely on you to pay your invoices promptly. As much as I’d like to say different, I have bills to pay too.

Thanks for listening.

Her tapping her foot and refreshing her bank balance.

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Dear Facebook

I don’t have anything crabby to say. This will never do! Please do something rubbish so I can have a good moan. Thanks!

Me x

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Dear Sunshine

Piss off! I know everyone else is really pleased to see you but I am not. I am an autumn winter gal. I have bought boots now, I have jumpers. I am even eyeing up scarves. It is nearly October for goodness sake. Get a grip and give me my comfy cold weather back thanks.

Her who likes the cold and does not like being able to see that she is behind with her dusting

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Dear Kat

Thank you for Dear So and So. It is fantastically therapeutic isn’t it!

In short, you rock!

Ta lovely,

Me x

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Dear Children

We are going to play a funny new game this weekend.

Are you ready?

Whenever you want Mummy, say Daddy instead.

Bet you clever boys can remember to do that all weekend can’t you?

Good boys!

Love you,

Mummy x

My first set of letters, call it therapy! Basically brief notes to anyone and anything that has meant something to me this week.(Thanks Kat!) To read more visit the badge at the top of this post!

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Dear Nicki

You are a writer. You are not a web-designer. Don’t tell yourself you will figure it out as you go along because you won’t.

Love

A frustrated Nicki who has changed her theme and is unable to make everything the way she wants it.

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Dear Thinking Slimmer

Wow. One week in I lost 4.5lb (I am obviously chuffed to bloody bits) but more than that I am so much more relaxed than I have been for a long time. Food isn’t an issue, I don’t binge when upset or pissed off and I enjoy my meals, though don’t need to pig out. I’m not counting points, calories or whatever and feel guilt free and happy.

Thanks,

Nicki the Relaxed Chick

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Dear Zaggora Hotpants

I have a sweaty bum.

More updates later

From,

Nicki, she would is ever hopeful her arse will stop looking like an elephant’s!

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Dear Facebook.

I fear our relationship may be coming to and end. It’s not me, it’s YOU. You see, Twitter has so much more to interest me and rarely changes. You really shouldn’t have done those last updates you know.

Time will tell,

Nicki

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Dear National Lottery

I have bought tickets for this weekend. I have been known to show a bit if leg when very excited (i.e. when winning LARGE sums of money).

Wink

Nicki, (The Poor Girl)

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