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Dear Living Room Carpet,

I hate you, as soon as I can afford to I am ripping you up and replacing you with laminate.

So there,

Nicki

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Dear Spammers.

I apologise for blocking you, deleting you or heckling you on Twitter. On reflection I realise you are right… I do need a penis enlarger! I must do as I can’t even find mine!

Thanks, (And apologies)

Microscopic penis GIRL x

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Dear Summer Holidays

The clue is right there… SUMMER, sort it out will you Darlings! So much to do OUTDOORS but it’s crap!

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Dear Hotpants,

You owe me smaller jeans.

Thanks,

Sweaty Bum

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Dear Google +

I love you. I really do, but can you sort it so I can customise my stream?

Please?

Thanks – Nicki xxxxxxxxxxxx <too much?

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Dear Boys,

Play nicely today kids – I have a fair bit of work to do and have duct tape.

That is all

Mummy x

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That pretty much sums up my week lol! Do you have a letter? If so, make sure you click the logo and head over to the fantastic Kat’s blog, link up, or why not enjoy a brew and have a read!

My first set of letters, call it therapy! Basically brief notes to anyone and anything that has meant something to me this week.(Thanks Kat!) To read more visit the badge at the top of this post!

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Dear Nicki

You are a writer. You are not a web-designer. Don’t tell yourself you will figure it out as you go along because you won’t.

Love

A frustrated Nicki who has changed her theme and is unable to make everything the way she wants it.

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Dear Thinking Slimmer

Wow. One week in I lost 4.5lb (I am obviously chuffed to bloody bits) but more than that I am so much more relaxed than I have been for a long time. Food isn’t an issue, I don’t binge when upset or pissed off and I enjoy my meals, though don’t need to pig out. I’m not counting points, calories or whatever and feel guilt free and happy.

Thanks,

Nicki the Relaxed Chick

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Dear Zaggora Hotpants

I have a sweaty bum.

More updates later

From,

Nicki, she would is ever hopeful her arse will stop looking like an elephant’s!

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Dear Facebook.

I fear our relationship may be coming to and end. It’s not me, it’s YOU. You see, Twitter has so much more to interest me and rarely changes. You really shouldn’t have done those last updates you know.

Time will tell,

Nicki

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Dear National Lottery

I have bought tickets for this weekend. I have been known to show a bit if leg when very excited (i.e. when winning LARGE sums of money).

Wink

Nicki, (The Poor Girl)

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