My Fashion Shame – Tots100 BlogHop (April)

The Tots100 Blog Hop this month is all about unburdening yourself and showing everyone a picture where your fashion sense could be called questionable, at best. make sure you have a good dig in the photo collection and join in! (Not just for the amusement of others, but also to be in with the chance to win a fab new Samsung camera!)

Originally I thought this picture was “The One”. How far up do those jeans go? Horizontal stripes and baggy arms, hmm and the hair. Yes, I deliberately had it cut that way. I don’t know why. I wasn’t on drugs or drunk so I can only presume it was a moment of madness.

 

When I had a deeper look I found it.

THE picture that encompasses my fashion shame.

And yes, I am brave enough (gulp) to post it on the internet….

Can I just point out... It's not me who takes payment by all major debit and credit cards!

So there you have it, my finest hour, captured on film lol!

It’s not a fluffy jumper with a rainbow on the front but it just says it all. Obviously was taken at an Ann Summers party, MY party actually. You have to ask yourself what outfit I spent my commission on? (Nothing beats a pink sparkley tutu!).

 

Kieran’s Quotes

Mummy – It’s nearly Easter now – Jesus who died is going to wake up! Will Charlie & Lola come back too?”.

Charlie and Lola are our sadly departed goldfish.

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Mummy, who is that bad man who is nasty to everyone? With the mean looking face? Madgaffi?” <Not far off!

Do you mean Colonel Gaddafi Kieran?

YES – the nasty man! Why is nasty to his people?”.

I don’t know Kieran. Sometimes people are just not nice, which is a shame.

Could Miss P sort him out? She tells all the children off when they are naughty

SNORT – No Kieran, Colonel Gaddafi lives a very long way away.

So could he come to Yorkshire?”

No

He should. If he did I would show him how to share and be nice to people“.

*Kieran VS Gaddafi – I suspect Kieran would win. Gaddafi would surrender after 20 minutes of 4yr old questioning!

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“Mummy – When the baby comes out of your bottom will he be all covered in squishy poo?”

*Obviously this was referred to Daddy*

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Mummy – when I grow up, will I be your husband?

No sweetheart, you will still be my son, only you will be my big boy!

But I want to be your husband!”

I already have a husband though, Daddy is my Husband.

Daddy…

Yes Kieran?

You have been very naughty!

Why is that Kieran?

You have been Mummy’s Husband and I want to marry her when I grow up!

Ahh but you can’t marry your Mummy, you need to find someone else you love to marry. Besides, Mummy already has a Husband.

Daddy...”

Yes Kieran?

You need to learn how to share!” Scowl, turn heel, stride off looking like an angry dwarf.