Dear Kieran
ARGHHHHH! PICK UP THE BLOODY LEGO!
I mean, please stop leaving randon bricks on the floor, I have a lego trademark embedded in the sole of my foot. PLEASE make sure they ALL go in the box,
Love you,
Mummy xxx
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Dear Riverford,
2 boxes I’ve had from you now and I am very impressed. I love the cookbook by the way, great recipes!
Her who is eating her body weight in veg
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Dear Pauline
Thank you so much for sending me your first ever guest post. It was a brilliant one and I’m so glad it’s inspired you to start your own blog. I can’t wait to see it up and running!
Hugs,
Nicki
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Dear Bird (Anyone who reads these letters regularly might remember this bird)
I thought I made it clear in my last letter that you weren’t to shit on my newly cleaned window any more?
Was I too subtle?
Do you think escalating you behaviour to include the front door is clever?
I’ll be seeing you soon,
Her who just ordered a slingshot from Ebay
Imust try some of these – but they’d never be as funny as yours… Thanks again for the Friday chuckle.
Nice letters! I remember stepping on legos hurts like crap!!
And you can never eat too many veggies =)
Dear small children at toddler groups, blow your noses. I don’t like visible snot yuck.
Good post, made me chuckle.
This made me laugh! Will be looking out for more Dear So and So’s 🙂