Dear So & So – The holiday edition

Dear So and So...

Dear Burger King, Tamworth Moto,

Robbing Bastards. £20 for tea one night, and it wasn’t very good. Also, if you advertise a child’s meal and say it includes a toy, make sure it has a toy. If the toys are out of stock, tell us when we order!  Also, when calling the missing toy to your attention, “Sorry we are out of stock, we’d usually offer ice-cream as an alternative but we are out of that too” is really not good enough.

Won’t be visiting YOU again,

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Dear Drayton Manor / Thomasland.

You rock! I’m not sure who was more excited to visit you, the boys or me! Everything was clean and the services great. I could have stayed there all day. Oh I did!

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Dear Tamworth M42 Travelodge.

I wasn’t sure what to expect from you because to be honest, you don’t have the best of reputations. In fact all I hear at the moment is how crap all your branches are. I was pleasantly surprised!! A great room, clean, as described and a big thanks to Wendy who went out of her way to make sure we were comfy and all was ok.

Credit where it’s due, people!

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Dear Tesco Clubcard.

Nice to get a bit back. Your reward scheme is great – we got into Drayton Manor for free, it would have cost £97 full cost. Brilliant!

See you at Xmas for the Exchange (which bought us loads of toys last year)

Nicki

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Dear Family,

Thanks for a brilliant holiday, you are all just great. I’m going away this weekend for a girlie weekend and will miss you all, but can’t wait until I get back! Kids, be good for Daddy!

Mum x

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Dear Esso.

Charging nearly 10p more for petrol just because you are next to the motorway? Low blow people!

Yours in Skintdom,

Nicki

Dear So & So – The more serious edition

Dear So and So...

Dear everyone who laughed and heckled at Amy Winehouse’s death

Seriously? Would laugh at her Father if you saw him? No of course not, he’s grieving for his daughter.

Time & place people!

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To Norway.

Horrible and shocking times. My heart goes out to you x

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To everyone involved in the Mumsnet thing – don’t give them free publicity, they don’t deserve it. Step away with your head held high.

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Dear Twitter,

You seem to have got quite bitchy in recent months. People enjoy hiding behind their profiles and belittling others, having an opinion that does not confirm or retweeting too often makes you fair game for crap. Seriously Twitter, I love you but please knock some heads together because I’m spending more and more time over on G+ because I can’t be arse with the playground shit.

And last but not least…

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Dear Bird

If you shit on my window straight after I clean it ONE MORE TIME your tail is toast! This is a serious Dear So-and-So so believe me when I say it!

Her with the worn out window cleaning cloth