My Week

My week as far as this post is concerned ends today as I will need tomorrow to recover from it….

Dear Kieran
When the hamster dies no you can’t wrap him in mini bandages to make him into a mummy and no he will not be getting a proper¬†sarcophagus.
Love Mummy

Dear Bubble Wrap
It is true, you really are the gift that just keeps on giving!
Love her who enjoyed a very peaceful hour this week.

Dear Bottom
Stone award this week at Slimming World, getting scared yet? Before you know it your chubby fullness will be reduced to something rather less lardy.
Her who would like to see less of you.

Dear Parents
Running around in panic as you have lost your keys and feeling uneasy all day is terrible. You know what is good though? Being able to bribe your children with chocolate to get them to find them for you.
Love her who suspects small person mischief

Dear Teacher
I hope your strike on Tuesday gets you closer to the fair pay and pensions that you deserve, I certainly wouldn’t want the job of teaching the next generation. As the mere idea of running a birthday party with ten kids send me into a blind panic I’m sure I wouldn’t want to run a class of 32 kids.
Stay strong!
Nicki x

PS:  We are having a PJ day Рcheers!

Dear THAT Nanny from Downton Abbey
You need a good brisk bottom slap and your mouth washing out with soap.
From her who is not amused.

Dear Week
You have been a busy one, thrown me some curveballs and have generally been a bit of an ass. I’ll let you off this time but don’t do it again.
Love Me x


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