Dear So and So!

Dear Carpet Cleaning Company

When I book an appointment, and confirm I expect someone to turn up or at least call.

I don’t expect to spend ages moving furniture and wasting my time.

I don’t expect to finally track a number down, ring and be told that the number is that of the new owner who lives in an entirely different area.

What a crock!

Her who is NOT happy and still has a manky carpet!

*******

Dear snow.

You may now bugger off.

You were cute until after the first snowmen were made. Now you are cold and slippery.

I am not amused with you,

Go away.

Her who is cold and cranky because she has a manky carpet.

*******

Dear Aquafit

I so kicked your butt on Wednesday. I’m actually feeling quite proud of myself.

I got into a swimsuit.

I remembered to pack my towels and shampoo…..

Damn shame I shaved all of my legs apart from the strip right down the front of my left leg.

Her who must try harder not to shame herself!

*****

Have a great weekend all!