Dear Twitter,
*Shakes head*
I’m pretty sure we’ve discussed this before! You are becoming something of haven for bitching, back-stabbing and gloating. It’s sad really but not entirely unexpected as it’s been going that way for a while but it would great if you could turn back time a bit or install ejection seats. At least add proper emoticons so I can keep myself amused whilst people go at it.
In sadness,
Me
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Dear Train Passengers on Saturday…
Lightning strikes knocked out the signals across N Yorks causing UKwide problems (the fact that the strikes were in Thirsk where I live does not make it my fault by the way). These things happen and they are frustrating but we were kept informed of progress and apologised to profusely, despite it not being the rail service’s fault. Swearing at station staff and banging about in temper does not help anyone. Please remember, manners cost nothing!
Yours in angel wings,
Nicki
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Dear Nicki
You are looking pretty good girl, this new more confident you is a welcome sight!
Nicki
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Those tweeting / facebooking about the riots,
The whole generation has not gone to shit, a minority chose for various reasons to act in a very bad way. This does not mean compulsory national service should be re-introduced because “All youths are thugs”. Those with the attitude that “well if you live in a city you are just asking to be burned out…”, you will find I am no longer following you. Those who gleefully jumped on the riots as a means to increase blog stats, klout and what not, I hope it helped.
Those involved in the cleanup- YOU are why I am proud to call myself British.
Those involved in the destruction and violence, you aren’t worthy of my time.
Those who have been attacked and are having to rebuilt, good luck and I hope things start looking up for you very soon.
Nicki x
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Dear Natalie
Bloody fantastic weekend! We will not leave it so long next time! I have to say though, I’m pretty sure I’ve never eaten so much over one weekend… ever!
Love muchly!
Me xx
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Dear Third Tooth
Two of your friends have obligingly popped through, please join them and stop tormenting the baby!
Armed with teething gel,
Mummy
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Dear Summer Holidays
We are half way through and the duct tape is still in the box, I think that makes the score..
Summer Holiday 0 – Mummy 1
Hahahaha
Smug but aware we still have a few weeks left,
Me!