“Mummy – It’s nearly Easter now – Jesus who died is going to wake up! Will Charlie & Lola come back too?”.
Charlie and Lola are our sadly departed goldfish.
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“Mummy, who is that bad man who is nasty to everyone? With the mean looking face? Madgaffi?” <Not far off!
Do you mean Colonel Gaddafi Kieran?
“YES – the nasty man! Why is nasty to his people?”.
I don’t know Kieran. Sometimes people are just not nice, which is a shame.
“Could Miss P sort him out? She tells all the children off when they are naughty”
SNORT – No Kieran, Colonel Gaddafi lives a very long way away.
“So could he come to Yorkshire?”
No
“He should. If he did I would show him how to share and be nice to people“.
*Kieran VS Gaddafi – I suspect Kieran would win. Gaddafi would surrender after 20 minutes of 4yr old questioning!
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“Mummy – When the baby comes out of your bottom will he be all covered in squishy poo?”
*Obviously this was referred to Daddy*
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“Mummy – when I grow up, will I be your husband?”
No sweetheart, you will still be my son, only you will be my big boy!
“But I want to be your husband!”
I already have a husband though, Daddy is my Husband.
“Daddy…”
Yes Kieran?
“You have been very naughty!”
Why is that Kieran?
“You have been Mummy’s Husband and I want to marry her when I grow up!”
Ahh but you can’t marry your Mummy, you need to find someone else you love to marry. Besides, Mummy already has a Husband.
“Daddy...”
Yes Kieran?
“You need to learn how to share!” Scowl, turn heel, stride off looking like an angry dwarf.
