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Oh what a funny old week it has been!
Dear Taylor
We turned our back for two minutes and you found a black crayon despite all such things being in the pantry out of reach and then created this beautiful piece of art work…..
ARGHHH
Incidentally – when asked “Look Taylor – who did that?!!” your answer of “It was the crayon – naughty crayon” wasn’t quite what we were looking for.
Love Mummy and Daddy x
Dear Mum
You are right – Fairy liquid is just brilliant.
I fear this art project may keep them in business though as we have a few more cleaning sessions on this one!
Love her who wonders how you raised six children without having a trashed house?! x
Dear Little Sister
“At least he kept within the lines…… of the carpet lol” is not an appropriate text message to send after being shown a photo of said carpet art (but did make me chuckle).
Love her who can’t WAIT until her niece or nephew arrives and hits toddlerdom hahahaha!
Dear Cafe Owning Woman
I may have blushed a bit and made a off-hand joke about it but you saying that you see me and the boys on the way to school everyday and I’m the only Mum you notice giving them a hug and chatting as we walk was such a lovely thing to say.
That made my day.
Love her who loves compliments in front of a cafe full of customers x
Dear Wisdom Tooth
It is not big or clever to grow sidewards all of a sudden causing agonising pain, infection and making me talk funny.
Pull this crap again and the nice dentist will rip you out.
Be warned!
Dear Stranger
When offered a magazine or book that someone has finished with don’t immediately assume you need to pay for it or that the giver wants something. I found this very sad on my recent train journey. Try and believe in random acts of kindness, they do still exist!
Love her who had to practically beg people to take books and things from her.
Dear Boys
Keep loving each other – you are so cute when you are like this.
Love Mummy x
Dear Readers
Do you remember me writing Dear So and So in the past? Well, Dear So and So is the brain child of the very clever, witty and wonderful blogger Kat from Three Bedroom Bungalow. Hopefully she’ll restart it again soon but in the mean have a read of her blog anyway – it is brilliant x
PS – Dear Carpet Companies – anyone want to replace a carpet in exchange for my undying love and devotion? No? Damn 
Dear Ebay Twonk
You have mistyped your mobile number and I am getting calls about the scooter I have for sale.
Some call twice to prove that THEY didn’t dial incorrectly the first time (thoughtful of them).
Please remedy immediately because if I have to repeat “Yes I’m sure I don’t have a scooter for sale” one more time I may forget that I am a lady.
Regards Her who is trying to work and is fed up of answering questions about a scooter (Dammit!).
Dear Shoppers (and C64 fans)
10 Print “Being first to the reduced counter does not make everything yours”
20 Goto 10 PRINT
Love the inner geek who will not be thwarted at the reduced to clear section.
Dear Self This house is not going to pack itself.
“I’m watching old episodes of Dallas”
“I think I have a splinter” and
“It is bad luck to pack prior to the week before moving” are NOT valid excuses to leave everything to the last minute.
Love, her who really does enjoy packing, deep, deep, deep down inside.
Dear Boy
If I did bare my chest at you when you tooted your horn, stuck your head out of the window and yelled.. “Show me your tits!”, well you would be rendered blind so be thankful I just ignored you.
PS I’m pretty sure your Mum drops your youngest sibling at the same school my son goes to.
I really must pop and say hello to her.
Dear Scales
Reading “Error” every time I step on even though I have replaced your batteries is not funny and is not clever.
Just so you know.
Her who ate all the pies, cakes,biscuits, crisps, bread rolls, yogurts…….. Dear Readers Have a great weekend and try and stay out of trouble! Love her who will be watching Dallas with a splinter in her finger 
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