The Virgin Traveller’s Top Travel Tips

The idea behind this post is to share some helpful tips for making travelling abroad easier, things such as being able to make yourself understood when overseas. First, however, I have a confession to make. I don’t have a passport. Indeed, I have never had a passport. Yes, folks, I’ve never left the UK. Not once.

Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t something that keeps me awake at night. I’m not dreaming of a Shirley Valentine getaway anytime soon and to be honest I can say hand on heart that I don’t feel I’ve missed out. That said, I don’t want to never go abroad. I’m not anti-abroad, far from it. Overseas travel is very much on the cards. We just haven’t done it yet.

These tips are from the viewpoint of a virgin traveller (me) and what she (also me) believes would make life easier in terms of travelling abroad.

  1. Make Sure You Understand The Process

    Oh my, have you ever watched Border Control and airport shows? They don’t do a cracking job of putting potential travellers at ease, do they? The producers pick the very worst scenarios because let’s face it, no-one wants to watch 45 minutes of happy reunions when drunk women throwing luggage about is on offer. I get it, I really do. With everything being so very dramatic though, it’s not easy to visualise the actual airport and travel processes.
    What I’d love to have is a Dummies Guide to Travelling Abroad. A proper newbie guide. 

    Step 1: Take your boarding pass out of your bag.
    Step 2: ……..

Having a better understanding of the security requirements and the actual process of getting from A to B would really help.

  1. Learn the Lingo, or Cheat

    I was one of those girls at school who learned both French and German. I can tell you how many brothers and sisters I have in both languages, a few animal names, all the swear words and I know all about the swimming pool in French (a la piscine) purely because it sounded like a swear word. Needless to say, I’m fluent only in Yorkshire-speak so if I were to travel abroad (this is on the cards at some point!) I would like to have a few decent phrases or at least a full-proof phrase book or app to help me, especially when outside of touristy places.

    According to research from those lovelies at Holiday Autos I’m not the only one lacking in language skills. The “average” number of French words an adult Brit knows total 15. I’m pretty sure that four or five of those could be profanities.

    It gets better, (no really). Of those 15 words, it seems that “Hi” and “bye” alongside “yes”, “no” and “thanks” are most commonly known. Shocking stuff! Top tip number two, be prepared lingo-wise.

  2. Sort Your Local Travel

    I don’t drive and so am something of a queen when it comes to public transport. That’s all well and good here however in some gorgeous little rustic overseas village, where incidentally you can only say “hi, bye, no, yes” and count to ten, you’re going to struggle.
    From my point of view having a solid transport plan in place, ideally with a reputable holiday hire car (Roy drives), is just as important as knowing where the local Lidl is.
    * A nod to Holiday Autos here as they are the only “brand” I know, and having had a nosy, is the company that looks most likely to be full-proof for novice travellers such as us.

  3. Know What You’re Paying

    Currency is a bit of a worry, isn’t it? I’ve clocked the whole shopping around for holiday cash thing but I always wonder if I’ll end up paying way over the odds for something when on holiday because I’ve not worked out the difference in currency rates. Pound to Dollar or to Euro is fairly standard however for anything else I’m going to bet that doing a little homework in advance could be advantageous.

  4. Understand What You are Eating and Drinking

    If I could give myself, the virgin traveller one top tip it would be to understand the food! When we go abroad the chances are we’ll stay in some sort of resort or “mainstream” hotel but spend a lot of time in the less touristy places. Part of that experience is to sample authentic local cuisine. Holiday Autos’ research also found that around 27% of British travellers don’t bother to learn any of the native languages before setting off. I most certainly would not be in that bracket because I like (need) to know what I’m eating and drinking! Some advance research on local delicacies would be a good idea too.

For me, everything about travelling abroad is going to be new, shiny, scary and amazing. You can bet your bottom Dollar/Euro/Pound that these top five tips for making travelling abroad easier will all be on my to-do list before booking anything. I’ll have a better grasp of security, know what I can pack, where I go at the airport, and so on. I’ll brush up on my non-lewd foreign languages, sort reputable transport, make sure I know my tagliatelle from my local sandworm cuisine (do people actually eat sandworms?) and will certainly make sure I have a handle on how the currency works and the value as compared to the good old Pound.

What about you? What are your top tips for travelling?
Also, are you in the 27% and never learn any language before going abroad as “everyone speaks English” or do you know the basic 15 words including curses, like I do? I’m curious (nosy)!


Sexual Healing

Today’s post is all about sexual healing. No, not Marvin Gaye, but rather issues in the bedroom. This helpful post has been written by those lovelies at Lloyds Pharmacy who are pretty nifty at helping people sort out all kinds of issues.

3 Problems That Could be Hindering your Love Life

Perhaps you’re in a relationship that’s on the rocks, or maybe you’re struggling to find that special someone. Let’s face it, there is a whole range of things that can derail your love life. Here, we take a look at three and offer some tips on how to prevent them from getting in the way of true romance.

Unresolved issues between the sheets

Sexual issues can be embarrassing to talk about, but they’re more common than you might think. As many as a third of women experience difficulties between the sheets, and this figure rises as people age. From a drop in sex drive to pain during intercourse, women can suffer a variety of problems. Among men, erectile dysfunction is widespread, with most men experiencing this issue at some point in their lives.

These difficulties can stop you from pursuing romance, or if you’re already in a relationship, they might drive a wedge between you and your partner. The important thing is to know that you don’t have to suffer in silence. Help is available. You can book an appointment with a doctor or speak to a pharmacist to get the bottom of what’s causing the problem. These experts should be able to advise you on the treatments available. They might suggest making lifestyle changes, or identify an underlying health problem that you need to address. They could also recommend a targeted treatment like Viagra, which is commonly prescribed to men who are experiencing erectile dysfunction. There are alternatives to this well-known erectile dysfunction medicine too. For example, men can also buy Cialis from LloydsPharmacy Online Doctor and other reputable pharmacies.

Discovering the cause of your sexual problem and finding a treatment that works can make you feel more relaxed and positive about the physical side of relationships.

Poor Communication

Bad communication is one of the most serious barriers to a happy love life, so if you struggle to get your point across or you’re not very good at listening, now’s the time to take action. There are some good habits that it pays to get into. For example, make time in your schedule to give that special someone your undivided attention. If you live with your partner, simply putting your phone on silent and turning off the TV can give you the time and space you need to have meaningful talks. Make an effort to spend quality time together too. Whether you enjoy a catch up over a romantic meal out or you have a chat over a long stroll, this should give you the perfect opportunity to discuss anything that’s on your mind.

Also, if you have disagreements with your other half, try to keep a cool head and see things from their point of view too.

An Unwillingness to Trust

If you struggle to trust, you might find it impossible to feel secure in a relationship. Perhaps you’ve been lied to or cheated on in the past, or maybe your partner’s behaviour is making you feel suspicious now. There may be things you can do to stop this from ruining your relationships though. For example, if your lack of trust is based on previous experiences, it might be worth getting counselling to see if you can change your thought patterns and become more trusting.

Being open and honest with your partner about any concerns you have could help too. Bottling up your anxieties will just make you feel worse, and there may be surprisingly simple explanations that help to put your mind at rest.

There’s no panacea for relationship problems, but if you’re prepared to work at issues like these, you stand a good chance of keeping your love life on track.

Ok,  with a title like that I can’t not include a little Marvin-style Sexual Healing after all, can I?

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